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Christmas Cactus 2014

The following vignette and story were intended to flesh out the Baron von Brunk lore in Christmas 2014, by exaggerating greatly about my early life: For some of you folks who weren’t aware, I was born and raised in rural Pennsylvania in Lancaster County — so to honor my heritage, I present to you the … Read More

Dark Side of Metal

If only you knew the power of the dark side of metal. . . “Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed called Dubstep.” Alternate shot featuring close up of Vader shredding an axe: “You underestimate the power of the Dark Side of Metal. If you will not rock, then you will meet … Read More

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