he Baron Julius von Brunk is a 27 year old graphic artist. He lives in New York City, New York, United States.
DS: How did you hear about Dailysingle? What are you expecting from being on the front page?
Julius von Brunk: Two
questions in a single query? Egad, man! Anyway, I stumbled upon this
smashing website through an interview of a friend of a friend. Like a
pyramid scheme, but non-evil. Meanwhile, I'm expecting my amazing LEGO
sculptures to be seen by several -- nay, dozens of people to whom are
ready to grease up their eyeballs and plunge right into the quirky world
of Brunk! Pay attention, kids: You might learn a thing or two. Or ten.
DS: What are the most memorable years of your life and what happened to make them so memorable?
Julius von Brunk: In
1984: A mentally unstable Army radiologist and a promiscuous redneck had
unprotected sex and gave birth to a freakishly tall baby they named
Julius. In 1986: I received my first LEGO toys. 1987: I saw RoboCop, and
it was good. 1994: I decided to be a cartoon animator as a direct
result of watching too much Nickelodeon. 1999: The world almost ended.
2000: It didn't. 2005: I learned Flash and started taking my
graphics/animations seriously in a not-so-serious way. 2009: I realized
Lancaster had nothing to offer, ergo I made arrangements to live in New
York. 2010: I worked my first Manhattan graphic design job on Madison
Avenue, and nearly cried manly tears as a result of a magical,
Disney-esque life change. September of the same year: I talked to Steve
Buscemi and cried further manly tears. 2011: I helped launch an
electronics company, where I design/develop interesting nicknacks and
geeky accessories. 2015: I invent the world's first efficient jetpack
and make a Transatlantic journey. 2034: I gallantly defend planet earth
from a horde of space invaders, and later on in the same year I'm
promoted to Cosmic Space Patrol commander as I oversee the
anti-asteroids laser cannon grid in a far-off galaxy. 2084: My brain is
put into a robotic body, and thus I will live 10 million more years.
DS: How would you best describe yourself?
Julius von Brunk: I
would describe myself as a creative jack-of-all-trades -- an eccentric
artist, entrepreneur, animator, inventor, and an aspiring actor/comedian
-- but mostly, I mess around with Photoshop and Illustrator at work all
day, and play around with LEGO pieces and acrylic paints as soon as I
get home. I also talk extremely fast and I have large, fluffy mutton
chops. By the way, folks, these eyelashes are real.
DS: What are the must-haves in your daily wardrobe?
Julius von Brunk: I
only shop at vintage clothing stores and the like to purchase garments
-- ergo, I always wear flamboyant rockabilly clothing with totally
bitchin' cowboy boots. On the weekends I wear Hawaii shirts.
Rear portion of my partially-complete LEGO Mario airship, with the warp pipe and stained-glass window!
DS: Who do people tell you you look like?
Julius von Brunk: As
far as a physical description, folks tell me I look awfully like a young
Elvis Costello, but I must say this is strictly a coincidence. I'm
personally not a fan of his music, albeit I am a big '80s music and pop
culture geek. However, as soon as people hear me speak, they tell me I
sound exactly like Hunter S. Thompson. I'm not exactly sure if the
latter remark should be an insult or a compliment.
DS: How did you end-up being a graphic artist?
Julius von Brunk: I
started doing graphic design in 2003 during high school, when I'd waste
time on video game message boards by making crude images of my face
superimposed on cereal boxes. I soon discovered I have a knack for this
type of work, and ultimately made a career out of it with absolutely no
formal education whatsoever; I am entirely self-taught through jobs and
internships. And after all, graphic art is one of the few forms of
creative media that can actually land a paycheck. Don't get me wrong, I
still paint pictures, draw things and build models, but at the end of
the day, those aforementioned hobbies don't exactly pay the rent. With
being a graphic artist, I'm able to use what I do best with my creative
savvy, and actually make noticeable results -- in both self-satisfaction
and monetary compensation.
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DS: Can you tell us more about your job?
Julius von Brunk: As
taken directly from my website: In the spring of 2011, I managed to get
along the right track and help launch a new electronics company geared
towards impulse buys and mass marketing. For security purposes, I shan't
reveal anything about our company name nor our product line, as I'm
waiting for it to be a big surprise this holiday season. Although many
of our initial items are gadgets you can buy on ThinkGeek.com, some of
our new goods are in fact 100% original inventions conceptualized by
me—in the sense that I started off with an idea, drew it on paper, made a
sketch in Illustrator, built a mockup out of foam and wood, mailed it
to the overseas factories and then did the technical work for the
specifications. When they hit the shelves, you'll certainly be dazzled
like never before! In other words, I went in business with another
gentleman, and now I'm the official product manager & sole graphic
designer for the package layouts, store displays, technical
specifications.
DS: Let's talk more about
you and your tastes. Any hobbies? What do you like to do in your free
time? Any thing you like and recommend?
Julius von Brunk: As
evidenced by my tattoos, I am a huge (as an understatement) LEGO
fanatic. In fact, I own more bricks and pieces than all of your little
brothers combined! I don't just casually play with those toys, I build
entire cities out of them -- as well as giant robots, dioramas,
historical scenes, and custom minifigures. On the weekends (whenever I
have time), I attend burlesque shows in New York as I mingle with the
starlets. I've personally written many performance ideas that I'm trying
to launch, provided I make connections with the right people. For
sustenance, I consume endless amounts of Chinese and Tex-Mex foods in
conjunction with energy drinks and Guinness -- as I listen to heavy
metal and rock out like a singing Hyena!
Multimedia LEGO collage, with illustrations and photos of my actual projects.
DS: What is a typical week for Julius von Brunk?
Julius von Brunk: My
typical schedule is a generic 9-5 scene in the city. Afterwards, I head
out to the gym and get all buff and Viking-like, whilst passively
aggressively showing off my Legend of Zelda tattoos to the cute Asian
girls on the elliptical machines. Then I recharge at the 7-Eleven, head
back to Queens and begin making life out of the piles of plastic LEGO
pieces scattered on my spare room floor. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Sometimes I've gone into hermit mode and have no social life, other
times I've been a social urbanite. I live alone with no friends nor
family within a three state radius, therefore I accomplish all of my
goals without peers. I've learned to be an extroverted recluse, if that
makes any sense.
DS: Some quick questions: What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Julius von Brunk: First
I struggle to wake up, then I rush to my men's room and accidentally
take a leak in the sink (because I forgot to put on my glasses), then I
reach for a can of Red Bull or Rockstar in my minifridge -- and groan
when I realize I drank 'em ell. Then I put on some music to help wake up
as I rush to throw on clothes and hustle my way out the door to the
Long Island Railroad station in a nick of time.
DS: What is your favorite restaurant in New York City?
Julius von Brunk: Twin
Deli on Madison Avenue: For only $6.50, they have a hot/cold buffet
with no price per pound! I cram as much rice, dumplings, chicken and
sushi as possible into a little bowl and squish it together. I call it
"The Pig Pie", and I eat one almost every day. It's like three pounds of
food when I'm done squishing it together (I weigh it with our company
mail scale before I eat).
DS: What is your favorite song today? Of all time?
Julius von Brunk: My
favorite song changes frequently. Just kind of assume that my current
favorite song is some form of heavy rock song with fast guitars, and
written no recent than 20 years ago. For a while, my favorite hit was
Black Sabbath's "Neon Knights" from 1980. If you look at my iTunes,
about more than half of my top 25-most-played songs are from GWAR --
followed by Motörhead and Judas Priest.
DS: What is your favorite "drug"?
Julius von Brunk: Anything I say here can and will be used against me in a court of law.
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DS: What is in store for
you? Any key projects for the next months? Anything you want to share?
Can our readers help you with anything?
Julius von Brunk: At
the precise moment I'm currently typing this, I'm gradually assembling a
massive custom LEGO airship from Super Mario Brothers 3 -- you know,
those rickety, wooden flying battleships in the boss levels? Mine shall
span across an entire 6-foot table, and is currently rigged with wiring
to light up and play sounds! The stern of the ship has a large
stained-glass window of a Super Mario fireflower that's connected to a
12v lightbulb that makes it illuminate like a Tiffany lamp! Hopefully by
the start of 2012, I'll have this bad boy displayed at a First-Friday
art exhibit in Manhattan. Also on the side, I'm doing a
Transformers-LEGO-Nintendo crossover, in which I'm making a replica NES
Zapper pistol that transforms into a robot like Megatron or Shockwave!
At some point when I move into a larger house/apartment in New York, I'd
like to devote an entire room to building a large medieval city I call
"Brunkland", which was first partially constructed back in my old house
in Lancaster. Check out my Tumblr page on my site links to see the work
in progress photos of the aforementioned LEGO projects!
DS: Anything you want to add to close this interview?
Julius von Brunk: For
those of you kids out there with little or no encouragement, or with no
career path, all I can say is this: You're an American; you live in the
greatest country in the world. You can do anything you want to do. Move
out of your humble small town and start big, if that's what it takes.
I'm living proof of social mobility; only in America can a seemingly
uneducated hillbilly from a poor, dysfunctional family in rural
Pennsylvania go on to succeed in New York -- from successfully starting a
new company, to endlessly churning out colorful art/designs for leisure
(and even occasionally doing background spots on TV shows and
commercials). Don't let anyone or anything halt you.
DS: Thank you Julius von Brunk
Julius von Brunk: Stay
out of trouble, kids. Don't do drugs, stay in school, don't eat
fiberglass, and if a strange man offers you a ride in his car, say "NO"
(unless he's rich).